Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find out! Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting.

Sure, fine why not. The developer behind this has some experience making narrative-based games, so it won’t be terrible. Probably. I loved the gimmicky-ness of Dream Daddy and Hatoful Boyfriend,  so I look forward to giving it a try since it’s free. But only time will tell if this dethrones Burger King’s Sneak King as greatest fast food video game tie in. 

Also, why are we not talking about how weirdly on-point whatever the hell @KFCGaming is doing on Twitter and Instagram?

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator on Steam
Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find out! Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting.